The only frame of reference for most 20 something males is porn chicks that only interact with guys that are part donkey.

If you think Canada has better beer, you are drinking the wrong beer.

see it now?

"Is it balls? Is it a vagina? Is it balls in front of a vagina?"

So you're going to take your Vessyl to every function at which you plan on drinking something, including bars, just so you can be absolutely positive that your gin and tonic contains both gin and tonic. As a faith-based drinker, I find your pragmaticism absurd.

I have recently asked for Kickstarter funding for a most wondrous idea. I would like to set up a website that would allow crowdfunding to help bring creative projects to life.

"At 168 feet and 7 inches, it's taller than the Statue of Liberty, Niagara Falls, OR 23 Shaquille O'Neals stacked on top of each other.

Or 23 Shaquille O'Neals....

ostrich leather loafers peaked out from the slight puddling of his pleats and gloriously so. the crispness of the fold line featured on his pant leg was mechanically accurate and truly striking. his shirt fit in an impossible fashion, as if it was tailored by a team of nanomachines, accentuating the curve of his…

Pain & Gain was actually pretty entertaining. Constraint actually improves "The Bay".

To wit:

Yes. Indeed, electron microscopes are designed by intelligent people. This picture is proof enough to me.

Be a very comfy way to take the family on vacations though.

"When this process continues so that the shape of the original snow crystal is no longer identifiable, the resulting crystal is referred to as grapple."

Wow... I thought they've been making jets for years. Weird!

My Canadian highschool (near Toronto) changed its mascot from "Redmen" in the early 2000s because it is totally racist. :/

Yes, but is it a 1080p rock rendered at 60 frames per second? Better yet, do I have the option to play as a female rock?

Which sounds just lovely. But what I'm really interested to see is what the modding community can do with this blank canvas. I'm expecting a Skyrim mod. Or something with anime boobs.