Just because you think something is a problem doesn't mean it's actually a problem.

So basically you don't approve of bungie jumping, skydiving, hang gliding, wing suit diving, deep sea scuba diving, being in a submarine, being in an airplane at altitude, cave diving, coal mining, repairing cell phone towers, high-rise window washing, brain surgery, heart surgery, and a multitude of other equally…

Same

I'd watch him play anything.

I haven't come across that meme in a while. YOU LIVE IN A MUSEUM, BRO?

I'm not sure what Quentin Tarantino you're referring to, because he's anything but secretive about his influences. He goes over them on a regular basis, and almost always in the DVD/BR commentary of his films he'll explicitly mention the inspirations behind each scene. Although I suppose that would take the effort of…

Are you saying you were taught that the *Gulf* of Mexico was an oceanic division?

It's odd that the Environmental Protection Agency is responsible for monitoring the environment? Water isn't considered a food (unless it's bottled) nor a drug, so it wouldn't make much sense for the FDA to be responsible for the drinking and groundwater systems when they have an impact on more than the human…

Don't forget the oogy-boogy chemtrails!

This is neat and all, but the title of this article is bullshit and should specify that it's a 3300 year old *recipe* (well, an educated guess of a recipe) and not some miraculously aged ancient barrel of beer, which would be much more awesome.

Wow, I've somehow never seen that before. That is fantastic.

Man, that's really sad that you're being held against your will in rural Indiana. You should call the police.

I've never been so underwhelmed at the idea of playing a video game before

There are lots of reasons, although it mostly boils down to tradition. One reason is because the buttons on gamepads are in pairs (AB, XY, L1R1, L2R2 and whathaveyou) and XY is more distinguishable from AB than is CD. Another reason is that B, C, and D rhyme and it'd be hard to differentiate via speech for some…

I was thinking the same thing. Not only that, but the incredibly casual conversation they were having whilst slaughtering countless people was off-putting. And how they used the term "haters," which I suppose is more of a script issue than a game issue but it's obnoxious enough for me to notice.

Apparently it's a thing. Trials Frontier has also "soft-launched" in Australia and Canada. It doesn't make any sense to me.

I hate coming across things that are patently inaccurate, but old enough in internet age that replying to rebuff them is probably a waste of time. So, even though this article is several months old, I'm going to correct some of the points you've made so the random passersby that read your comment don't take it all as…

This looks awful. It's as if Sega is unable to make anything Sonic-related that doesn't reek of desperation.

Is... is that a real thing?

That's a good thing in the world of illicit substances.