This article is way, way too long for something complaining about the necessity of a product marketed quite blatantly to children that has been around for about fifteen years. You sure showed them.

That's literally the first screenshot...

The comments on this site do a terrible job letting you know people have replied, so sorry for the delay. I didn't know I had replies.

Clearly you are not familiar with exactly how legitimately crazy North Koreans are.

Unless I'm misunderstanding you, that isn't a new feature. Clicking album art has always pulled up a window of album art and player controls.

They make objectively terrible music.

There's a Denny's within walking distance of my apartment. Naturally, I'm not going to walk there, but I will try something from this promotion.

You ever seen a speaker rig... on WEED?

That looks absolutely nothing like GLaDOS :(