I like the Wayne Cochran version. And he definitely had the best hair! (See 0:11 of the video. Trump would be proud).

Chefs are boring. Food is boring. Not a good direction, AV Club.

If I'm not mistaken, his face is on every single album cover (front or back). Dude likes his face.

What, we're all too cool around here to admit we like Springsteen?

Die Antwoord, die. (Dutch for "the answer, the").

Regrets.

Just saw your comment, and yes, I agree he was referring to Zhang and Whiterose.

I assumed the one "or maybe two" people Philip recognized as being more powerful than he were Zhang/Whiterose.

If it has nipples, you can milk it.

How about the audio ad with the giant ear right behind Elliott on the subway? Funny/creepy.

"Clintons", the new c-word.

Yeah me too. The punchline would have worked better with a Weird Al parody. Still a pretty good strip for the Comics Page.

I hope their commercials feature Fantastic Voyage!

Not Bad, Internet.

Dawes.

Heh I get it. That is the worst sports team name ever, and I live in Redskins country.

But heaping high praise on a POS movie undermines her credibility.

I don't watch The Late Late Show, but if I did watch it, would these questions be funny in context?

"for the time being" — yeah, reading is hard, @Great House Dagoth

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