Of course to wait to see if everyone is alright, and then start laughing. Right?

Good answer. We like you here.

The fake beadlocks really set it off

I like American Horror Stories take on it. The wealthy marry their cousins to keep the money in the family.

Anything two-stroke.

Poor mans Austin? Or is that a real Austin? either way that's definitely not James Bond. Nope, definitely not

Of all the Subaru punks trying to sell a beat to crap high mileage wrx/sti as an unmolested commuter, why are we highlighting this one?

A Sales-manager has one at my brothers dealership. Only drives it in nice weather, not because he wants to take care of it. He's over 6ft and cant drive it with the top up.

Saturn Sky Reline. Better looking than the Pontiac IMO, not sure if its more rare but more overlooked it seems

Just the fact that $1,000 wasn't enough to make it obvious that I was exaggerating should tell you something. I'll make it $10,000 next time so nobody takes me seriously.

Not to mention that the Ram Diesel is like $1,000 an oil change.. give or take.

How is the wrx not on this list?

i just sold one for my sister, low miles 5 spd with a blown headgasket for 3k

And lower gears for those clutch shredding, gear shearing burnouts

It should be illegal for guys to wear shorts that short

It's weird that it takes a Nav-dvd instead of the normal sandisk type nav-card

Speaking of launches, Fields said: "Previously, we had some very compressed acceleration curves for new platform and new product" and new workers. "We had some issues with the Fusion and MKZ launches in Hermosillo," Mexico.

Great! hopefully they offer D-plan so I can save you a few thousand

and top dog "insert any auto manufacturer here" uses Dodge Hemispherical design heads. It wouldn't make sense to purposefully not use future tech just because a rival thought it up