“a paraplegic security guard” - I don’t know how to say this without being a dick, but, uhhh, odd choice for a security guard.

Will somebody please tell Texas that paraplegic isn’t the same as paramilitary.

That’s it. Toyota finally did it. They made a Corolla that I’m actually interested in/excited for.

I THINK YOU BURIED THE LEDE, MR. PETCHESKY

One of the most wasted non-drug/alcohol talents of all time. Fuck Swedish-Fish.

Well I suspect people are gonna crucify the driver, but I bet anybody would space out after riding around for an hour or two without touching the controls.

That and that the loser wasn’t Duke.

This is why I never ski. I wouldn’t trust a gondola as far as it could throw me.

Jesus, the person in the red coat riding at that point just disappears into the tangled wreckage.

I haven’t seen a Bosnian murdered like that since Srebrenica

You try to take yourself through a curve at 1.5G in a Fiesta or Focus ST and it better be banked like Daytona. Or else you’re going to fling yourself off the road like a frisbee.

And, while I don’t tow all that often, I do need it about 2-3 times a year.

The sport models aren’t “tepid.” Pretty much every sport model Ford makes now is pretty damn fast. The Fusion sport runs the quarter mile as fast as a Charger R/T (and way faster than the Focus ST), and it’s skidpad is right there with the Focus ST. The Edge sport, it will toast a FoST in a drag race and also happens…

That joke is right up there with mall crawl. yeah yeah, just because you see them in town all shiny and clean doesn’t mean they don’t get dirty...it just means you aren’t in the dirt enough to see them there.

People bitching that the majority of owners with special trims don’t use them as intended really don’t seem to get the consequences of those people didn’t buy them. Here’s a hint though: every performance car you like would not exist.

jalopnik had an orgasam every time a small morsel of news came out about the trackhawk. and one could argue the explorers “purity” was lost when the ranger based ones were discontinued in favor of the taurus based ones they have now.

I don’t understand the hate towards this and the Edge ST. Many other brands have performance SUVs and they don’t get the hate. Is it just because these are called ST? Would it have been better if Ford Performance came up with a different trim name for their performance SUVs? I would think and enthusiast site would…

Dodge Releases Durango R/T and SRT: nobody bats an eye

Look at this silly guy thinking he can actually off-road his unibody SUV.