WHERE IS JAMES MAY AND WHO IS THIS SHORT-HAIRED IMPOSTOR

Or, just hang out with your wife and kids. That seems appropriate here.

No, the best time to travel for Thanksgiving is not at all.

Who knew that a child could be good at A Children’s Card Game?

my boyfriend would like you to know that i took artistic liberties with my portrayal of him here

Look, there’s a lot to hate on with the Ball family, but I would do the same thing in this situation. It’s really dumb to get into a fight during any sports competition. People who do get into fights like this are idiots and Lonzo is right to think it’s fucking stupid.

I like how he acknowledges the joke.

Many people experience feelings of hopelessness and dread when visiting Philadelphia.

Tried on two different browsers, both resulted in black screens.

The Flames And Wings Had An Old-Fashioned Dust-Up

You have an opportunity to make a four story kart track and waste it on a giant corkscrew and then a hill. And that’s it.

What a shock that somebody named Brett is defending fucking golf.

I was never particularly a fan of this car back when it was new, but it really has aged well. Compared to the hideous things Lexus puts out now, it’s downright gorgeous. Their newer offerings look like this car had one botched plastic surgery after another, becoming a caricature of what they once were.

Ta-Nehisi explains it best.

Oh, honey.

I’m guessing you’ve been pretty annoying the last couple of weeks

Both if my folks are veterans. Served in the Air Force in the 80s. To them, and the attitude of most people they knew then, it was just a job that where you happen to wear a uniform. But now my regional grocery chain has “hero parking” for troops and emergency responders. Home Depot has purple heart parking.

I would happily pay more taxes so that veterans receive the mental and physical care they need after they return, because I am done having to fawn over every single veteran like they are George Washington. We went from spitting on soldiers who were drafted in Vietnam, which was disgusting, to fawning over every…