Ridiculous anythings.

Yeah, I bet the conductors boss really CHOOd him out for that.

BOKEH

Dealer wanted 11, I talked him down though. It is also very well equipped. If I didn’t want a GTI so bad I would have just gotten the Jetta fixed by VW.

GLUE, if it works on a dragstrip...

I would like to say for the record, The 2011 Jetta Sportwagen TDI that I bought for $9k will be sold back to VW for $13k, Because that is the amount they are willing to give me for it. I’d say it was a very smart buy, especially since I bought it right when the shit hit the fan for VW, I am quite pleased to know that…

My first thought

Keep them and use them for other projects.

My family owns a 300k chevy suburban that was bought new in 2003. It’s never failed us.

Brown: the MOST fun color.

That’s a Must

You’re like the guy that people hang out with that tells a joke and keeps pushing and it keeps getting more funny. Except that you actually spent time on trying to figure out this mystery. Bravo.

Then promptly smashes them at anything in gym class.

THANK YOU! It is not pretty but it is one of few instances of Function over form from an Italian manufacturer, and damn does it function.

“0nly”

#4 made me shit myself laughing.

You should have just asked Engineering Explained to write this.

My dream car!

They would be more awesome if the front doors were also falcon doors