That’s... That’s a pretty messed up childhood.

Dear god, are you me? That was the exact line my evil stepdad used.

Another victim of “Turmoil in the Toybox” I presume.

My parents wouldn't let me watch Masters of the Universe for the same reason.

Six seasons and a movie.

That's what I can here to say. It's probably the first great episode of the entire run. And completely salvaged the character of Neelix

Your right. I was making a weak ‘Batman’ joke.

i’ve been toggling back and forth recently:

Obligatory:

Haha! They will never live that down!

“Welcome back to the family, let’s go find your father.”

Hmm. I always took that to mean ‘lil - as in small.

That, and stop raping people.

I guess you could call it that, they're Baptist.

Not only that, it involves the evil government doing that as a fake terrorist attack. To whit, the following line:

Also MacGuyver’s son, wasn’t legally named MacGuyver in the series: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0416390…

Richard Dean Anderson appear as the Peter Thornton role

I believe that she is Rey Skywalker. However, I also believe that she is Kenobi’s grand daughter. Her mother was born during Kenobi’s exile on Tattoine. Of course, Kenobi’s daughter’s identity was kept secret by her keeping her mother’s last name, Jade.

Hail Hydra.