Now that I’ve slept on this, I have mixed feelings. Overall, I’m doing the schadenfreudiest dance I’ve ever fucking done, but I have some thoughts.

Imagine paying upwards of $250K just to catch a potentially fatal and debilitating disease.

But also, maybe people will finally take this epidemic seriously. If Donald Trump has to get sick and die for his supporters to start wearing their fucking masks when in public, it’s a sacrifice worth making.

okay, please fuck off.

Upside: He can’t mess up another debate if he’s quarantined.

Stop saying American democracy is in peril like it’s some passive thing like terminal cancer. It’s only in peril because YOU let it happen. Yes, YOU, individual reading this reply. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: you went to war over the price of TEA, but you won’t lift a damn finger to stop this. Until you…

I thought they were going with the Christian analogy - giving birth in a cave to a savior and all that, but it was much dumber than this. The entire series is basically 10 episodes of complete random nonsense that leads nowhere and amounts to nothing. The icing on this shitcake is a robot giving birth to a flying baby…

No. The only way this ep could have been worse would be if they had pulled a BSG and Mother was supposed to be The Literal Eve.

Karma showed up far too late.

Did Marcus make it to the tropical zone? To me that sounds like he essentially drunkenly stumbled from like Montana to Brazil, but even moreso since the real Kepler-22b is twice the size of Earth. Also how does the snake fly? What the hell kind of physics? Also the lander thing can survive lava, okay I guess, but the…

Do you know how epically enormous of a piece of shit this guy is?  Put this guy in the ground already.

Barkow noted that in their May 30 indictment, prosecutors argued that damaging a local police car is federal crime because NYPD is “an institution and organization receiving federal financial assistance” and that “the NYPD and New York City government conduct business in interstate commerce,” including…

There’s bodycam footage and it’s kind of enjoyable. He actually got a little bit of the Black treatment.

Parscale arrest:

I agree with you on all the “Black” titles being added to Black heroes, most being created during the 70s Blackplotation Era 

“Unfortunately, the following Bond films all featured a for the most part humorless, unsmiling, and increasingly uninteresting Bond to me.”

No Time to Die

I thought it meant “King of eggs,” but yours works too.

Your language, to some, is just as egregious as what they’re saying

Would love to turn The Handmaid’s Tale into a series of laws.