Literally in the middle of nowhere: http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=3…

Enormous amounts of weed...

This is where super-bright, switch-operated auxiliary back-up lights come in handy. With the windows down, sometimes you can hear the assholes lock up their brakes as their retinas are seared.

Arrogant or stupid fuckers who don’t re-aim their headlights after leveling their trucks are the second worst people on the road. The worst are arrogant and stupid BMW and Audi drivers who keep their ridiculously rice blue high-beams on.

Yes, some of the third rails date from before electricity.

Why bother getting off? Keep that thing in service. You know the MTA in NY would...

Bare-assed chick taking a leak and a BMW with a turn signal on. Hard to top those...

No way! Pics or it didn’t happen.

Hoppe’s No. 9 air fresheners are the best I’ve used so far.

My F-150 gets significantly worse milage than the EPA estimates. Do you think Ford has an extra anti-cheating device on these truck? Or does the EPA just suck?

And all this time I thought the Wet Willie was invented by Pol Pot.

My Maytag washer and dryer have EcoBoost buttons. Have no idea what they do...

Some people should just avoid taking LSD.

Until they can handle a rotary in Massachusetts at rush hour, they got nothing.