169 years is too much for this crime

The old “ship of Theseus” question.

But that game is the part that I dont want to play. Buying a car should be like buying a toothbrush. I go to the store, pick the exact one I want on the shelf, and then go home with it. If I have to haggle on price and deal with already installed options, I would rather just buy used from somebody else. The only…

Actually most states (~32) require it. The idea of having the unique legal identifier for a vehicle visible from both ends makes a lot of sense to me.

It seems like the deep south and a scattering of other places don’t require it, but most places to. I wonder if there is some kind of correlation between stricter safety requirements (i.e. state inspection) and requiring a front plate?

You sir, and I mean this with respect, are the only person I’ve ever heard of to buy 3 consecutive Chrysler minivans.

Sometimes outside car thermometers are so inaccurate that they feel like random number generators. They’re basically the worst feature of the car, next to the car’s infotainment systems. That’s because [...] they’re actually thermistors.

Well, you’re wrong.

My guess is that the bigger, heavier, stronger 18" gets shoved way into the wheel well in the new small overlap test.

John Deere. Jeep needs to get back to its roots.

Sounds a bit similar to Omaha; Straight roads, enough traffic to keep you slow, too far to get outside of town to play.  Taking a weekend trip outside of town might get you to see your car in a different light though. Splash thou

You get an early Happy Fathers Day! Buy yourself something fun when you give him the Subie.

Wow....I feel like I wrote this. I have a 2010 Legacy 2.5i premium and feel pretty much the same way about my car. It only has 60K miles on it and I paid cash for it back in 2012. The car has been bulletproof and my only costs have been brakes (done by me) and tires. The car is so boring to drive and the gas…

Yo,

Maybe you’re driving it on the wrong roads?

One reason why I love my Crosstreks engine bay. Minus one cover for the alternator it’s all engine baby. Oh and the oil filter is on top of the motor. Damn geniuses.

You are my internet hero for the day. Thanks for the laugh.

hey man, Banditos just want some sugary Refreshments..

We could talk it out over a cup of joe. And you could look deep into my eyes, like I was a supermodel...

What is with the hypothetical fuckery