If there's one thing Jezebel truly excels at, it's not shutting up about stuff. You should have this problem solved in no time.

Black smoke looks like black sky at night.

Because the family wants to make sure she was in wretched grief. Because they have been watching too many movies of people crying for an entire month. Because they don't understand real life is different than movies.

What do you know? You're not even a real ham.

I think the chicken head drawing is a human hand and wrist, showing you what a "rist bange" is; apparently, its a long fingerless glove, presumably like Madonna would wear.

How dare Subaru be somewhat aggressive in the front and conservative everywhere else?

Up until today, I wasn't aware that GM rebadged the Opel Omega to sell it as the Cadillac Catera.

The Cadillac Catera - or as Regular Car Reviews calls it: "GM's Chris Gaines album."

Too soon?

Jesus fuck that looks amazing!

Well I did say roughly six. :)

Japanese and more specifically Subaru engineering. Ya see Subaru makes it so when you turn the key off the lights go off so you won't mistakenly leave them on. In Japan when you get to a red light you turn your car off or at least turn your headlights off. In Subaru's turning it off would mean no lights. At night…

The 2011-2013 WRX (widebody) has a 0-60 time quoted from Subaru as 5.4 seconds, same as the new model. Subaru always has favored conservative estimates for the 0-60 times of their models, and always will. Several magazines were able to get the 0-60 time down to 4.7 seconds. However, you really need to beat on the…

The funny thing is, that's the WRX hood.
http://jalopnik.com/the-2015-subar…

'Grovel' backwards. Really? Are they trolling?

I would take a Subaru CVT over a Nissan POS any day.

Motortrend called out the Forester's CVT as excellent.

No. I like having a job.

ummmm, no. The best blue is the one that actually has the name of the best racing class in the world in the color name. World Rally Blue.