Not only a liar, but someone lying “for effect”

Most Americans probably get winded riding an escalator in the normal fashion.

“Maybe if they pulled their pants up, they wouldnt catch so much wind!”

Are you sure the football works? The rules are a labyrinthine mess, and no other sports league annually tweaks its rulebook as extensively as the NFL. The players are too big and too fast. Rosters are churned with such rapidity that fans are almost literally, as Jerry Seinfeld once said, rooting for laundry. Coaches…

And he had the time of his life doing it.

I have a three year old Samsung and don’t give a shit what anybody thinks.

Why don’t the Hawks try to turn their season around and sign this dude? He’d start for them immediately and he only fell on defense once.

This, 100% this. If you can’t talk to your spouse openly and honestly about finances, especially prioritizing big purchasing or retroactively paying off surprise furnace costs, you are wasting money. When I feel rich, my wife feels rich, when I feel poor, my wife feels poor. 100% goes into shared accounts. The only…

Not the point of this article, but I’d wager that financially responsible couples (easier if married b/c if the law has to put you asunder, what’s the extra hassle of splitting financial accounts) who combine financial accounts and investment accounts (outside of individual retirement accounts) probably are making…

Looks to be on the right side to me.

It’s literally McLovin’s outfit from Superbad

So you’re making an overture for him to clarify that?

You see, the crease is lava. And you can’t be in the lava with the ball or you catch on fire. You can be in the lava accidentally without the ball, but you have to leave immediately.

Isn’t actually a second-place game?

Um, Barry, you got a slight error here.

I can’t believe Tom Brady is 1-5 lifetime against the Manning brothers in the biggest games they can play (AFC Championships and Super Bowls). 16% winning percentage! Holy cow that’s bad!

I’m not buying this statement. I don’t see Belichick’s signature or Brady’s paw print on it.

it was better than Driver tho

Who hurt you?