The Jackson 5. BOOM!

It’s like this isn’t even a car site anymore.....pickup trucks and minivans? Best we could do here? Come on.....Let’s give him a jalopnik special - the volvo wagon! Only more like volvo SUV for dog purposes.

he seems to like Orange too

Well, you can take that cookie...

You mean the Jeep Renegade?

You’re trying too hard

I don’t know about FCA, but I don’t really want to go back to the days of everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) smelling like exhaust fumes.

Remember when they banned smoking in bars and restaurants wherever you live? Remember before, the ban, picking whatever jacket you wore carefully because it was going to smell like…

Who Pooped the Internet: Redford’s List Did.

3. Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention isn’t even top 100?!? INTERVENTION! INTERVENTION!

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention being ranked 115 immediately invalidates the rest of this list.

Trump hasn’t even been inaugurated yet, and already the peasantry is being forced to entertain the plutocracy in order to obtain their very sustenance.

Money fell out of the sky from his daddy’s inheritance. Forbes once calculated that if Trump had invested his inheritance in index funds in the stock market in the ‘80s and sat on his hands he would be worth approximately $20 billion today in wealth.

Cut it in half and squeeze it out urself like a man. You don’t have to buy it prepackaged. Whiney ass millennial.

I promise you wages at that plant stay high because of the threat of unionization. In other words, even without a union these workers are benefiting from a union.

a sequence of 100 pull-ups, 200 push-ups, and 300 squats

Do people still call things gay when they mean lame? Thought we were beyond that.

You act like this kind of thing is unusual:

Build a wall! A great wall!