Yup. I got better fuel mileage in a loaded U-Haul towing my Viper than I ever got in the Viper.

Maddon’s hit rate is right up there

Sub2 is how many wins the Browns will get this year.

Hair? He’s got him there, you have to admit.

Easy Barry, the dog is just self conscious about its age. My ex has been 29 for the past 3 years. It’s a thing we indulge because we are nice people. It is like how my roommate’s parents lie about how many years they’ve been married so he doesn’t know he was born a bastard.

Title NEIN

There were a few things he couldn’t stop doing tonight. Like masturbating with a chair. A lot of people are saying he had semen on his trousers. Who’s to say?

Welcome to Jalopnik, Mr. Pence.

Poor puppy

This is dumb. That is a compliment. +1

Exactly. I don’t get it with these ridiculous regulations and rules. Whatever happened to customer service and good old-fashioned values? Sheesh.

damn

I had a ballsy sit last night. Honestly, it hurt really bad. I couldn’t breathe for a few minutes. I can’t imagine why you’d love them, but to each his own, I guess.

Why are you asking about MAC games!? Ha! Get a load of this guy, everybody!

Wonder who he learned that trick from?

Hey Jason Walker, that’s the joke!!!

I wonder how many times FoxSports is going to buy Whitlock two seats before they stop letting him fly anywhere?