Pipe down country boy.

Types of beef ranked:

3rd Gear: The Tesla-GM Double Standard

Tesla is in a really weird position. They’re writing checks that the Model 3 can’t cash yet. Its like they’re trying to hurry up and hatch the chicken before the egg has completely incubated yet. Model 3 is running on pure hype at this point - but will their be enough hype (and cash flow) to see the Model 3 by next…

Because that’s not what it is for. Recognition of actual advancement in economic theory or practice, not some fucking business model that will be gone in ten years. Also not for fan-boy wankfests.

Can we stop pretending that Change.org petitions actually mean anything?

All beers are real beers. Except Coors.

you wouldn’t know razzle dazzle if it came up to you and waved its sequined hands in your face then proceded to carry Carol Channing off on a gilded surrey

Actually, this is the wrong way to be a biker:

It took me way too long to figure out why you wanted a Carolina LB to be injured...

Beer definitely has a different flavor depending on the glass

Quite an elaborate story, thanks for all your efforts explaining what he did with all these trucks!

Congratulations Margin of Error, for leaving yet another facepalm-worthy hot take. Here’s your prize:

“What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have…

What if we replace steering wheel airbags with a 6-inch metal spike aimed directly at the driver’s chest?

Well yeah, I remember when everyone drove an MT car with no passive safety features and there were fewer road fatalities...

Fellow Scandinavian here, I agree. And this is what makes me so sad when I hear my non-car-people friends talk about how “finally someone is innovating in the car business” regarding Tesla.

I don’t understand why they would make it impossible to carry things on the roof of a SUV. But then again, I’m just a silly scandinavian.

Sasha Kaun, I feel for you