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Steve Zissou
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Media and coaches use the word ‘chemistry,’ not players.

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If the kids that write for this place recognized those famous lines, they’d have said so.

DON’T CALL ME STUPID!

I have wheels, Greg, can you do a burnout with me?

If any of these cars were offered for sale today, exactly as they are, they would be a sales failure.

Co-sine.

Really, though, Jim Tomsula deserves a lot of credit for last night. What a coaching job. Hopefully he gets some dollar bills in his spare-change cup today.

Periscoping live from the steeler’s offensive coaching box

I’m in the odd position of feeling sorry for the very successful Pittsburgh Steelers. Being forced to listen to the Patriots homer radio broadcast is a fate worse than death.

(._. ) I wish my team would cheat more often.

Little known fact: Arthur Blank was actually Joe Piscopo’s body double in Johnny Dangerously.

It was rusting in some spots, so I cleaned up the rust and repainted it so that it delays the inevitable.

Regardless of price, “everyday” midsizers tend not to get cross shopped with entry-level luxury compacts.

Yes, because the typical driver takes regular cross country road trips.

Okay, but not with those fairings to block your rear visibility. I can see the use for oversized cargo. It’s a small bed, so stacking stuff higher will sometimes be necessary.

You *always* hate blanket statement?

The yearning I have for this car is so unreasonably strong that I literally cannot express it properly with any words in the English language.

If there’s a group that deserves to be mocked it’s definitely those people who genuinely care about something.

The reason their sauce is too sweet now is because they switched canned fully prepped sauce. Before ‘03/’04, don’t quite remember the year, all sauce came in cans of just tomato sauce and premeasured seasoning packets were mixed in when it was prepped the day it would be used.

ummm. THURSDAY?!