traveling

I know this feeling. Our elementary school gym teacher offered us the choice of going outside to play soccer or stay indoors for crab soccer. Me, one other boy and nearly all the girls chose to stay inside. I scored nine goals that day. Nine. I was unstoppable.

Stacks that go through the truck bed. Because lets spend thousands (I’m going to assume thousands, could be less I suppose) on something that decreases the usability of the truck bed.

Oh, it feels good to laugh at Stuart Scott again.

Hey buddy, why don’t you make like Stuart Scott’s eye and look somewhere else?

In China in March of 2014 29 people were killed by a deranged man with a sword

Do you know anything, even a little bit, about statistics? If you do, take a second or two to look critically at the main table in that article. Hint: look at sample sizes and the number of years it spans.

Sergio Garcia compared it to playing basketball without a backboard. Henrik Stinston said it was like “putting on broccoli.” Rory McIlroy said that was wrong, it was more like putting on cauliflower, broccoli is at least green.

Gotta love that buying food is a disconnect to you, yet pushing a pedal to move isn’t.

I don’t really blame the guy. It must’ve been tough growing up being made out of softball.

Make sure you polish up your knowledge of the UK second hand car market, and which insurance companies are offering the best rates.

Good luck taking your Porsche 919 camping. Some people actually use cars for transport of things and people.

The consumer market isn’t 100% race cars who knew!?!?

See the post above mine. In this instance, that doesn’t matter because Phillips walked. My original answer was more broad, and by more broad, I mean “was indicative of someone who didn’t watch the whole video.”

Frog protection?

A gauge telling me what speed I need to go to catch all the traffic lights ahead of me when they’re green. Because having a light turn red as soon as you roll up to it just sucks.

The instrument that detects cops like they’re magnets. Just a dial that rises when any cops are nearby. So you can go find an area with a cop reading of 0 and then just fucking hoon like crazy. Blip on the cop-o-meter? Keep moving.

A burritometer. A needle that points me in the direction of the nearest establishment that is both open and sells burritos.

Zenvo ST1, it looks like a bottom feeder that you just stepped on and is going to get revenge. Also it isn’t afraid to set you on fire.

My sources say Goodell laughed at all Kraft’s jokes and kept playing with his hair...a definite sign!