He didn't die.

If it is designed in size to compete with anything other than a 7-series, S-Class or Lexus LS, its all wrong and Lincoln doesn't actually know their brand. The Continental needs to be a luxury car in the truest sense... It is not a sport sedan. I've mentioned this plenty of times in multiple comments but I believe the…

To be fair, he identifies as a nut.

No, Clarkson is the one who fucked everybody. Who is he to lay his hands on anyone for any reason? Why do people have to put up with that shit?

America's roads and infrastructure are partially funded by gasoline taxes. So what happens when electric vehicles are adopted en masse? According to research out of Carnegie Melon University, a loss of nearly a billion dollars in tax revenue in less than a decade.

So i know it is a shade of its past glory and this isn't a track dat monster (BRO) but in no particular order:

In fact, when I used to go to elementary school, if you got tossed out of any kickball event, that was a one-game sitout from the Playground Blacktop Association, automatically. One full pout on top of the one you got tossed from, and I wish they'd just go to that rule in the NCAA's (which is used for foursquare)…

Good no-call. Kid went for the bail-out foul instead of trying to actually make the shot, which is weak as hell. The defender actually landed back on the ground before the shooter jumped into him.

Red Green car!

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Ta da!

Pretty sure he meant to do that. It's bad internet meme joke stuff or whatever. Typical "People who actually say this are dumb but if I say it and know that it's dumb, it becomes funny!" which it can be until you see it in all the things, all the time.

It was a dark and stormy night as I raced down the Mexican coastline in my GT40. I was determined to outrun the cartel gangsters shooting rockets at us by speedboat, as Brian Williams lit up a joint and nonchalantly told me to "relax man"...

When did the car live up to the dream? When did it let you down? How does it differ from the average Camry buyer's life, other than being a lot faster?

No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

So what about you kooks? What bit of automotive fiction do you wish were real?

I am an auto enthusiast, and I do genuinely consider doing work on my own car. The most common reasons why I do not start are:

WHEN YOU PUT ME AGAINST A SORRY ASS SPORTS SEDAN LIKE A M3 THATS THE RESULT YOU GON GET

A passenger trailer that you can hitch onto other people's cars.

It's no exotic but I stand by my position. The Mazda6. It is exquisite and I have to comment on its looks every time I see one.