stevenzissou
Steve Zissou
stevenzissou

You are aware that NASA’s budget is bigger than the average new car buyer’s though, right? 

NASA has different cost & weight restrictions than mass vehicle producers. Just because a technology exists doesn’t mean it’s viable in any given application.

Haha.  “This guy doesn’t need a long bed for his keyboards...my data point is I can fit some vests in my coupe.”

“If I had $5k laying around I’d make an offer.”

Maybe he got his recipe from Esquire...the first hit when you Google “Negroni recipe”?

Generations of pseudo-nepotism (or at least, you gotta know a guy to get in the door).

Oops.

No mention of how the “D” in “Dakota” is missing on that driver’s side front panel, so who knows what this trucks been through, but it probably ain’t all original?

“stick to sports” Deadspin coming back the same week that every major sporting event for the next >3 months has been cancelled is...something else. 

It gets a 34-inch-wide high-def screen in its interior,

Ford Escape Hybrid! (am I doing this right?)

Man. At least there used to be a threshold that if they were going to be potato brained, they better at least have a good head of hair. Now we’ve got this guy asking the questions? Who’s he fooling with that comb-forward?

We’re just skimming over the fact that they’re pretty clearly calling the EV Hummer a truck and not an SUV? Is it safe to assume it’ll have a pickup bed at this point?

The only other Ford vehicles with 3 rows are 70" (Explorer) and 76" (Expedition). Sure, an edge is 68" but its also much shorter in length. You also feel less tall/wobbly when driving one than an Explorer. And it’s based on a car platform, and you don’t have to climb up into it. That’s where the argument comes from.

2) Checked bags. Way more stuff is allowable in checked bags. 

That’s called the Ford Flex as far as “boring, roomy, simple and cheap.” They just killed it because no one wanted to buy it en-masse.

It’s times like these I wish Dan were employed by some sort ofsports adjacent blog to provide he and his colleague’s no nonsense flaming hot takes on the debacle that was the end of that NFL game last night. 

Carvana offered me more than 3x more than Vroom for my old Impreza and I didn’t understand it until now. Classic start-up business model...

Or you could think of it as a ‘discount’ for the old people that don’t trust technology anyway and don’t want to pay for it. For everyone asking for it to be a standard feature, there’s another person complaining about having to pay for tech they don’t want. (Example: My new (used) car has navigation and it annoys me

Closest CarMax to me is over 2 hours away.