How do you know he’s a rookie from Southern California? It’s October in Pittsburgh and he apparently hasn’t thought through a plan for December in Pittsburgh. He might be in for a rude awakening...

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM!

Whole Foods is not “the same platform”. It’s the same ownership sure, but the platform is different.

Nothing to brag about and yet you still do.

You do your grocery shopping on Amazon?

This comment does not represent a cleverness or insight that should be granted release from the grays.

Are those “periods” to emphasize his point, or is his text to speech app super broken? I’m assuming the latter, since I see no other punctuation. Reads like a telegram.

I assumed it was one of the lost in translation things...

I assumed it was one of the lost in translation things...

The hell are protein earpads?

The hell are protein earpads?

false. i stopped scrolling once I found someone on the internet that i could tell was wrong.

you missed the joke

It’s not the quarterback’s fault he through an uncatchable pass?

See also: McCain willing to vote down healthcare.

Counterpoint:

My real question is... if college coaches decided these spread offenses and read options gave them a better chance to win, what took the pros so long to catch up?

Why are you going to get a Miata if you love your Fiesta ST?

Unless hes shooting for electrification of truck and SUV models as well but I highly doubt thats the case.

Sure, I’ll bite...

Recognize the difficult situations some people in this country have to deal with everyday before you start telling them their complaints are invalid.