There should probably be a vasectomy and regular STI testing clause in there, too.

I like the way you think.

This is my go-to example of sequels damaging an original. Had those cheesy sequels not been made, I think this movie is rightly remembered as one of the great comedies of all time. I think the sequels damaged the reputation that the original had.

When he f*** me good I take his ass to Red Lobster but obviously we’re here tonight so...

Server: And what would you like?
Beyonce: *points* Everything I want is in a box to the left.

Good for Caitlyn

And it’s only $100,000 (spare change to her) over the 17-18 academic year. She’ll probably get a nice tax break, or maybe she’ll get to claim it as a marketing expense. Yes it’s a nice gesture and will make life easier for 4 people, but let’s not pretend this was out of pure altruism.

Everyone needs a hobby.

That’s what friends are not for.

Well, her psychic friends may have, but evidently she hasn’t called them in 20 years or so.

Blah, blah, blah Aretha Franklin is messy (and talented) as fuck. Lather, rinse, watch Got2BReal.

Though shouldn’t she have seen this coming?

Holy shit I actually know these people. Most articles on singers are about ones I don’t know.

Aunt Ree, this is beneath you, mama! You look petty, it’s not a good look.

Don’t fuck with, Aretha!

Knowing as much as I do about both, I’m 100% TEAM DIONNE.

Slander, Ree, not libel. If you’re gonna petty, do it right.

Whether you like their product or not, their CEO seems to be a pretty great guy. He’s done a whole lot of good for his employees. It’s a super easy choice against Alex Jones who is probably rancid whale spooge personified.

Didn’t we already do this with Desperately Seeking Susan?