Can’t argue with that.

He’s better than Affleck?

The J-rod is part of an overhead cam assembly, isn’t it? Can we get Raphael or Torch here to help out, too?

“There is a group of people that just don’t want health care and aren’t going to take care of themselves,” he said to STAT news, adding, “Just, like, homeless people. … I think just morally, spiritually, socially, [some people] just don’t want health care.”

And the choice of either an education or mental health care for all who voted for Trump.

I hereby demand free alcohol for all of us who voted for Hillary.

And hell, that third guy was impeached!

He’s still waiting for his Netscape browser to load...

The biggest crime of all is that Pence used an AOL email account after the turn of the century. Did he also use Geocities to build Indiana.gov?

As did his hands.

Who tells a stranger she has “nice skin?”

I’m still holding out hope that he and Sandra Bullock end up together.

Welp, you’ve just ruined “3 ways” by invoking Milo, Shkreli, and Cruz.

Chaffetz, too. Must be included. He looks like a punching bag and a hamster fucked and shat out a lovechild

UGHHH every time I see this guy’s stupid face, I am reminded that he is in a 3 way tie for the most punchable face with Martin Shkreli and Ted Cruz.

(how are the eyes?)

God libertarians are the worst. Fucking hypocritical, duplicitous shitstains. If you ever wondered where they really stand, get a load of them now.

I’m not even allowed to say McConnell’s name in front of my husband- it riles him right up and he needs to drink. He hates him even more than Trump, because Trump is a fucking fool, whereas Mitch is a snake. I tend to agree with him on that, though usually i have more than enough contempt to go around.

I’m guessing its someone else who administers the scrotox. Which is apparently a really real thing, somehow.

I know. It is really puzzling.