I used to be not into space capes... but y’know, they have their place the boudoir too.

This may or may not be an actual sexual fantasy I have had.

Why not both? Allow yourself to dream, girl!

Bisexual nerd me is going to savor this news for a long time.

Why not both? Separately and then together.

I would have fucked Lando, but good for her.

May the farce be with us :(

When Newt Fucking Gingrich is the lesser of two evils? Yeah, we’re royally fucked.

I know. It’s just getting so bad my brain is starting to reject reality :-(

No, I wish it were that. We’re in the middle of a tragedy. But it’s making the wrong people more money, people who don’t need it, but feel entitled to still more of it. The moneyed are the ones super-smiley, and winking at each other because they know the tragedy won’t touch them. A few of them get a sadistic kick out…

The farcest timeline.

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At least an uncut pecker wouldn’t grab a woman by the pussy. Just playfully poke.

Ahem! I have an uncircumcised penis, and I voted for Clinton on the fourteenth of last month. Cut a prick (no pun intended) some slack.

What do you have against foreskin?

I feel like my uncut dick is infinitely more attractive than Donald Trump.

If I find that one I’ll add it!

Empowering is a word I fucking hate. “I feel so empowered by this.” Oh, go fuck your cinnamon bagel and leave the rest of us alone.

Nice! Double points for both of you!

It’s Gorbachov actually... Not Gorbachev