That just sounds a bit more gay. BRO TV: More than just Bromances and Brojobs.

You seem to have a beautiful marriage. Also, and I’m sorry if this seems too forward and out of line, but I think I love your wife. But, don’t worry, I only love your wife in the sense that I want a wife like her, i.e. one who I can watch copious Star Trek with.

The leader of the free world is a woman, and she is German, her name is Angela Merkel.

If public input sessions are an option in the chambers of our state and federal legislatures, we should have trains of people with maturity in such things reading and listing anatomical terms and features and describing in detail physiological functions of ALL types, alternating between reproductive and…

I will agree with this so many times, especially with regards to Person of Interest. Hell, Person of Interest’s female characters proved, often, to be far more interesting and complex than the male characters, even minor, yet significant, female characters like Zoe Morgan and Control, were nuanced. I cried…

“Evil doesn’t die”, nice, very Game of Thrones.

Doesn’t the BatMan have one of these? I imagine it would be called the BatGrappler.

Brock Turner, you bollocks-less, fucked up, cock-undeserving, bastard son of an arsehole and bitch, overly entitled, coddled, prick of less than man, it is outrageous and thoroughly unjust that you will not spend more time in prison for an act you won’t be a secure-in-his-sexuality man to own up on. If it were up to…

Isn’t that the series Spartacus in general? It is an ode to dongs if you will. It is a series, I could safely say, Emilia Clarke should greatly approve of.

Pancreas, liver, aorta, vena cava, medula oblongata, cerebrum, salivary glands, molars, vagina, uterus, scapula, pelvis, biceps brachii, trapezius, pituitary, adrenals, kidneys, ureters, spleen, lymphatic ducts, vas deferens, penis, alveolus, trachea, stomach, duodenum, phalanges, sebaceous glands. Look anatomy words!…

Mittens wasn't an android, he was a fleshy robot that needed to have his sentience chips changed every once in a while. That is why Romney 2008 seemed to be a slightly better and slightly more palatable operating system than Romney 2012, whatever edition we are on right now, I can't tell. Rubio however has that self…

Everyone on that series was far too delicious for their own good. And I loved how Gina Torres played her off screen husband’s on screen wife. Laurence Fishburne and Gina Torres are a couple almost too perfect to exist.
ToT

And make the Texans pay for it?

Exactly.

Finally, I can have my Bond Villain chair!
[Scene: Sitting in high backed, imposing chair, back to desk, chair approximately 50cm from large, equally imposing desk; claps hands, highly trained cat scurries to lap chair effortlessly and robotically swivels and moves facing frontward. Speaking in the process] Mr. Bond,…

I suggest an amendment for a trans-penile sonographic sounding, mandatory prostate exam, an electrode prostate stimulation to test for something vaguely medical, and an one month period of twice a week psychological evaluation. These procedures should also apply to men seeking vasectomies.

Why not teach men not to rape? Mandatory rape prevention courses for men teaching about consent and their lack of being owed sex, teaching that sexual urges can and must be controlled.

100 points for Salem the Cat!

Fracking toasters, they just blew a hole in the gods damn ship. Fracking Cylons will be coming at platoon strength. FRACK!

We have people who study ancient Roman graffiti analysing its intricacies, what objectively is the difference?