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It seems that the job of Director for Star Wars VII is something of a "One Ring" type affair. It seems like one cannot simply become the Director of Star Wars. Star Trek never has had this problem, when in doubt Jonathan "Two Takes" Frakes would take the job. Maybe they should ask Harrison Ford or Mark Hamill to…

If this thing strobes, then I think it can qualify as a weapon, provided your victims are all epileptics or highly sensitive to light.

I always found Purgatorio to be a little more interesting than Inferno.

Now I want to see The Nine Levels of Scientific Purgatory and The Nine Spheres of Scientific Heaven to complete a Scientific Divine Comedy.

Yes. It could be a bit of "The name'sh Shubcommander B'ond of the Tal Shiar."

I always saw him as looking rather Romulan in that make-up.

Jean-Luc Picard/Benjamin Sisko

... And programed in multiple techniques, I hope.

I like that. "Lieutenant Commander V, prepare for emergency saucer separation, transfer all command functions to the battle bridge. Make it so."

Even the U.S.S. Defiant would work.

You should be fine, just live to Die Another Day. Have a Quantum of Solace, someone from the Jezebel fan base might not have A View To A Kill, just have a Thunderball.

I would have added Star Trek: First Contact to this list. That first assimilation scene where the two crewmen go up to the Jefferies tube to see what is going on is jarring, so is the security team walking into the steamy room with the Borg head lasers only visible. Basically the Borg make that film semi-horror.

That is fine, it is an unusual term, some of us remember unusual things better than others.

Skant, it's called a skant.

Bio-neural gel packs anyone? Is this a sign of possibly more Trek-nology to come?

I was thinking of Criminal Minds the entire time whilst reading this article.

All I wanted was some lembas bread, you have now convinced me otherwise.

I, for one, welcome our new cetacean overlords.

Indeed, sir or madam, indeed.