Cortez mainly wiped out the Aztecs.

They can always make that up with more Nazis, Aliens, and Reality shows. Hell, maybe they will find something else to obsess on.

Geordi LaForge: Crewman Johnson, I want you to do an Ionic Cleansing of the primary warp manifold, and when you are done the plasma conduits on deck 14 need to have an Ionic Cleansing as well. Take Crewman Elias with you.

What are you talking about? I'm just saying Cool hWhip. You put Cool hWhip on pie; Pie tastes better with Cool hWhip.

So Star Trek XII [I will not call it Star Trek 2, that is Wrath of Khan (albeit with Roman Numeral II)] is going to film at NIF at the Lawrence Livermore National Labs, I hope that is going to be used as Main Engineering. I have been to that facility and it would be perfect, Oh God, let that be Engineering, it is so…

My thoughts exactly, I saw that and I said you are doing it wrong.

When I took Spanish, I found it to be not that hard as a native English speaker. I find that the use of a conjugated verb that has no explicit or implicit need for a modifier indicating personage to be an efficient aspect of the language. The point I make is that English is not as conditionally expressive and…

English is one of the harder languages to learn, especially if you consider certain key aspects of it. One is pronunciation and spelling, whereas in languages like Spanish, Italian, Latin, Greek, and German the words are pronounced exactly or almost exactly as to what they are spelled, in English this is not as…

He fortunately had the girl who made him glow post-coitus, but still Seven and Harry would have made more sense. Even a Harry-B'elanna romance prior to Tom-B'elanna could have made more sense.

"The truth is usually just an excuse for lack of imagination" - Elim Garak, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: "Improbable Cause"

Seven and Harry Kim would have worked just as well, if not better.

Does that include Worf and K'ehleyr?

The Seven-Chakotay romance always baffled me. I was still holding out on some form of resolution to the Seven-Harry Kim relationship; I wanted that to be a thing because a Harry Kim-Seve of Nine romance would make a hell of a lot more sense. Though if we are to counter the utterly ridiculous Seven-Chakotay romance…

It is intriguing, yet unfortunate for the male, that the female is going to impregnate him so shortly after giving birth. Damn, give the man some time to recover.

Now if it were an albino Physeter macrocephalus, that is a white Sperm Whale, we would have a case for Moby Dick. However the albino Orcinus orca is fascinating, though I would love to see it carefully studied more.

Look at the Sperm Whale (Physeter macrocephalus), then tell me it does not look like a whale.

Here is another one, why is Q afraid of or wary of Guinan? Q implies that she has some sort of power of some great magnitude that Q seems uncomfortable with, what is that power that makes Q quiver?

Star Trek themed condoms might be funnier. Here are some lines that could be used:

He currently is in NCIS:LA.

Yes it is. He uses his birth name in the ad.