It always pulls from the bottom of the tank.

Well color me surprised, and newly informed. Thank you!

I doubt your story because in America we say “in line” not “on line.” I also doubt Ann Coulter buys groceries, let alone abroad.

He’s only in the state for a fundraiser; the speech is just to get news stories out there about how he’s giving a speech in WA. Because the cost of staying a few extra hours is way lower than an ad buy.

“You are going to be fine. You are going to have a great life.”

That’s the point.

They’re splitting:

Took me until the third line to get the reference.

So why was “he” ungreyed?

But... they are. I’m all for going back to were and wyf or whatever, but come on. Read a fucking dictionary.

Once I noticed all the Wii games I never play(ed) but spent $60/each on, I stopped buying video games new. I might break my rule for the new Pokémon games this winter, but probably not.

I have a friend who had to get a bigger apartment because her extreme couponing netted her so much shit she could never use she needed an extra bedroom to store it all. I’m talking like 20 bottles of shampoo at a time, and she ends up paying $0.03 or something ridiculous. I guess she trades with other couponers, but…

I don’t want to doxx you but I really hope you’re my aunt. If you gave me a “go trees” t-shirt a few years ago, you’re my aunt. Hi! If not, sorry. You should give your nephew a “go trees” t-shirt sometime. He’ll wear it, I promise.

His parents are so ashamed of him:

Most bears don’t regurgitate.

OMG, you people. That’s not the definition of clickbait.

He’s not your babe, bro.

No, “were”man is man-man. Were-wolf is Man-Wolf.

Pokemon Go ignores altitude

Wow, I can actually tell that you’re telling the truth about being a high school jock because you obviously didn’t read the post.