So far, that’s exactly how the final version runs. :-/

voids the warranty

Oh, wait - you just walk around to level up? I think so because that’s all I did. Kind of weird, but also strangely addictive.

I don’t understand this game. I have caught a handful of pokémon, but I didn’t need to battle them. I just threw pokéballs at them and caught them.

Gulf War is the first “news story” I can remember - and I remember being confused about why nobody seemed too worried about the war in the Gulf of Mexico since that’s pretty close on the map to where I was born.

If it isn’t using radar and lasers like the Google self-driving cars, it shouldn’t be on the road. Cameras alone aren’t enough (as this incident proves).

She put armored shoulder pads over her bejeweled shoulder pads.

Please. Based on his comments, he obviously masturbates to pictures of NFL players’ bulges.

All of his uploaded pictures are scantily clad women with large breasts. This guy is the epitome of “small dick” syndrome.

Are you a WoW player or not? When I read Jason say

You need a lawsuit to enforce the California PRA when an agency claims an exemption that doesn’t actually apply. The suit can be brought by the DA or a citizen.

This was posted on AdequateMan, not Gizmodo.

Fair, but then it would be the points of which were made by the teeth of sharks.

Those words echo Lovecraft, but your quotation is more akin to Thomas Hardy’s line about time completing something unfinished by reveling in its incompleteness than it is to the Greyjoy words, which are more like “our God is dead, you can’t kill him, we’re scary reavers, woo woo.” And I would actually argue the…

It’s fantasy. It’s always been fantasy. One of the first episodes had children finding magic wolves in the forest, one pup for each child. Come on, man.

an iron crown who’s points were made from the teeth of sharks

I love how you keep assigning terrible motives to people you’ve never met. Great job.

Do you see that in my comment? It sounds like you’re reading between the lines, and unfairly. I’m saying 18 does not mean she is barely able to refrain from sleeping with minors (“happily fuck a minor”), which is what your comment suggests. Especially when 16 is the age of consent. But please, keep thinking about…

And? Puberty regularly starts as early as 11, so what’s the difference between 17 and 18 besides an arbitrary law? Would you rather we all be forced only to date 60 year olds? Plus, 16 is the legal age a lot of places - including UK and many states in the US. If she was dating a 16 year old, I might start to…

It’s quite arbitrary, especially when you get followed by an individual author and not the “official” sub-blog account.