I do a great job of blocking

Chris Paul and James Harden were front row for the first part of the game, but not around for the walk off. Poor Chris Paul cant even WATCH playoff wins.

Okafor traveling unnecessarily? YOU DONT SAY!

Donald Trump and Anthony Davis have very little to do with this IMO.

If there’s one thing I know about 7 footers with foot and knee problems it’s that they almost inevitably get better over time.

“THIS FALL.... Gramercy Pictures presents... A Bryan Singer film... Come see the story about how Verbal Kint is really Keyser Soze.... THE USUAL SUSPECTS”

The Orville is fine. It’s comfort food for those who long for the even TV lighting, straight camera angles, and less grimdark outlook of TNG. Sure, it may “star” Seth, but Adrianne Palicki is the first officer and she’s great, as is the rest of the cast....wait a second...

Yeah, it’s “mom.”

you’re just salty that little stand took yer job

I’ll never put my hands on anybody.

“Balls” in baseball seem to stem from calling a pitch a ball. They were called ‘fair balls’ if they were good pitches. There was no set number of ‘balls’ that led to a walk, but rather the umpire would warn you if you failed to give good pitches to the batter and if you persisted after a number of warnings, they would…

9/11/2001

“I don’t see why not.”

If only Pat McAfee had turned his camera phone sideways.

Jacob:

Back when he was still with the Eagles (maybe 08 or 09), I ran into Andy Reid at Home Depot once. He was incredibly nice. It was in early September and the Eagles were getting ready to start the season. There is a Home Depot in South Philly. About 2 miles from the Linc. He is pretty easy to spot. So I went over…

The city is used to dead bodies.

The Next Matt Stares

Bartolo Colon hit a home run, there is no way he can dunk