"All of this..., has a setting. It's set to men."

The NFL conveniently forgot to mention that every person polled was Herschel Walker.

Instant replay will help, but for some players this works itself out without it. Chad Curtis, for example, is obligated to notify the umps if he's in the neighborhood.

...as it proves that Torii Hunter's tumble over the outfield wall is hilarious from any distance or angle.

Well, if it's not one thing it's another. For most of the past five years, it looked like Francisco Liriano gave zero fucks about having to pitch.