But srsly the steak-frites looks amazing though.

Holy cow, Messi’s pass on the 3rd goal was unbelievable.

Hard stop.

Wait, it gets even worse! A new coaches poll was released this morning, and guess who the No. 1 team in the nation is: the unseeded Minnesota Golden Gophers. 

I didn’t remember what those were called, but I do remember their exact smell, taste, and mouthfeel, because I had them as a small child and human memory is a cruel device.

“Jimmy Kimmel – An Elitist Creep Who Needs to Shut Up”
YOU ELECTED DONALD TRUMP! IF THERE IS A LITERAL EPITOME OF ‘ELITIST CREEP’ IT IS HIM!

I don’t like the Celtics, I don’t like Olykyk, I have no horse in this race, and yet: I think this take is dumb and bad. Olynyk didn’t shove Oubre, he set a (just barely ‘harder’ than normal) screen. Oubre didn’t just equally shove Olynyk, he took a running start at him after the whistle, and made nearly as much…

“Tune in tonight to see if LeBron James plays the game in flip-flops.”

“Speedrunner 097AceOfSpades beat Portal in 52 minutes...” Holy cow! “...using no portals...” OMG WHAT THAT’S AMAZING! “... and a lot of airboat cheats.” oh.

I’m not saying the Sox or Sale are in the right, because yeah, it’s over, let it go. But this description of Machado’s slide is some blatant overcorrection. Dude definitely went hard into second and lifted his leading leg. He appeared to realize mid-slide that “oh shit, I shouldn’t do this” and pulled back as much as…

First team that came to mind was the 1991–2005 Atlanta Braves. They at least made a couple World Series out of the streak, and won it in 95. Still, Atlanta has clearly had a rough-but-not-that-rough go of it.

Good on you. It’s a game. The replies to this comment are borderline absurd.

“Blows my mind that you don’t realize just how selfish, naive, and uncaring you’re being.”

Any eye-tracking stories always reminds me of one of my favorite ‘eye opening’ studies. I’m sure you can find details online, but basically: Some researchers studied the eye movements of men vs. women when looking at images of people. When given a picture of a handsome man (I remember it being a photo of George Brett…

I was thinking the same thing. I’d go even further from your point and add that, beyond the NBA just being in charge of games or choosing the rules, imagine if the NBA owned the idea of basketball itself. And the ball was made in a way that was intellectual property of the NBA, and the hoop was built in a way that…

Funny to me that for years the discussion was “Are video games art? Can they be art? What is art?”, and now it’s “Are video games sports? Can they be sports? What are sports?” Seems to me that the answer to both is: No, they’re video games. Sure they can be art, sure they can be competitive and resemble sports, but…

Holy cow, that’s a deceptively casual delivery! Super smooth.

Problem is the batters are always getting him confused with James Pullman.

That reference is deeper than Rich Hill’s pus drainage bucket.

Doesn’t this happen in every match?