Really, when you take a look at that qwerty keyboard, it’s amazing this doesn’t happen more often.

“...after a prolonged silence...”

It’s just a video game.

Finally.

Dunn did to Napier what every opponent they play does to the Wolves in the 3rd quarter.

The bathrobe is perfect.

You’ll always be with us, leather.

This part might have been my favorite video game moment of all time. Never seen anything like it. Play Inside.

Counterpoint: He didn’t need to be in the movie at all, his presence felt like desperate fan service, his choking pun was embarrassing, and his costume looked sadly chintzy and unintimidating on a giant digitally projected movie screen in 2016. Also: The droid was Sheldon Cooper.

This is probably a dumb old man nitpick, but why do people who use Slack insist on using the Brand Name as a verb? It’s just basically a chat, right? Or a message thread? Or a conversation? Is there something special with these group conversations that Slack does that we non-Slackers are missing out on? We’re just…

Wait though, not to #HighlightTruther this situation, but isn’t that a double dribble, not traveling?

I’ve never played this game, I don’t even own a console or gaming PC, but as an outsider who happens to follow video game news and reviews out of curiosity, I have to say: You guys need to chill out about your disappointment with No Man’s Sky. The extraordinary amount of entitlement and victimization about what a game…

This is the correct answer. Every time I’ve paid $3-4 dollar for a donut, whether it’s dark chocolate rosemary almond, or chili Nutella, or house-smoked raspberry bacon, they are always disappointing (and I say this as a food snob). They usually waste so much time on impressive ingredients that they totally forget…

...a loss in which the Wolves were up by 15 near the end of the 3rd and totally in control heading into the 4th, when they let Boston go on a 19-0 run and take over. As exciting as this team might be, holy shit do they need to figure out how to play 4 quarters of a game.

Boof Bonser is still waiting for his call.

My problem with this and Death Magnetic, which both supposedly get back to “the old Metallica,” is that it’s missing all the melodic subtlety that their old good stuff had. Since the popular backlash against Load (which is actually a good and interesting album, in my very unpopular opinion), they’ve been completely…

* Chalk messages only allowed to be written in the Go Cubs Brick Message Family Zone, with Officially Licensed W Cubs Chalk, for sale at the Chicago Cubs Team Store, or on store.cubs.mlb.com.

Finally.

I wanted so badly for him air the ball into the stands when his foot slipped. Not that I don’t enjoy the excitement of the Cubs winning it, but I was equally excited for some more historic moments of failure.

The first three didn’t work, but then the clinic secretly stuck some Ore Ida frozen fries in his head and damn they look great.