For an extra $200 Yamaha will sell you 900cc of liquid cooled triple that makes nearly three times the power, but that’s none of my business.

I just farted super loud. It sounded like a chain saw.

The SEA-PDX beard works well with operating a chainsaw in shorts.

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Seriously, trailwork is so fun, and super rewarding. And there’s beer. At least, there is with us.

Yeah, and the same thing goes for people who bring their girlfriends and leave vaginal snail trails everywhere. It smells like Fisherman’s Wharf during a hot summer day during a trash truck strike out there.

THE WORST

Splendid story. Some trails have trash bags available for hikers to pick up trash but I suppose “Every little bit helps” goes without saying too.

God damn horses, leaving their shit everywhere.

Banana for scale.

Purists be damned. They said the same thing about Porsche making an SUV. There aren’t enough purists to maintain/expand some companies, so they have to expand their market, thus new products. Can’t blame them for that.