Steve has no interest in Michelle Ndegeocello!

Steve uses a pen as he is not lacking in confidence!

Steve commends you on your willingness to learn!

Steve can only wonder whaaaaaaaaaaattttttttzzzzzz next! in this Richie Incognito saga!

Steve finds it fascinating that your office has an Olympic Pool; we've only got a water cooler!

Steve agrees with you Gene-Rayburner!

Steve is fascinated by your critique of software and wants to inquire further, but will sadly take heed to your comment and not inquire further!

Present Derek Jeter with only the rarest and most expensive presents.

Steve questions if a fake window can exist!

Steve thinks under a blanket would be safer in those conditions!

Steve says 'a ton' = 2000 units and as an answer to your question is terrible!

Steve wants to know why you are counting!

Steve suggests using a car!

Steve stays clean with Zest!

Steve would like a large pepperoni please!

Steve wonders why you get up in the morning too? You goofball!

-As a Bulls fan Steve's just got to say 'Ole!'