So does Beyonce spend 30 seconds writing lyrics or does it take her a whole minute?

Beyonc-plaining.

Just trying to prove your assertion that you are better at it than a 15 year old.

Do you know if the International Competitive Dick Sucking Association is looking for judges?

Did you win a dick sucking contest against a group of 15 year olds?

Because liberals believe they know - scratch that - know they know how to run people's lives better than they do?

If they want to make 'em more like American girls, they should probably double their girth.

The old pedophile ad hominem strawman. A classic clueless liberal go to. Well played.

Wow, sour grapes much? It isn't at all because they are hotter and have better personalities than a 32 year old, blown out, road hard and put away wet, "former" party slut.

Sorry for your personal autonomy and sexual agency ladies, but an angry, fat feminist has declared 16 is too young to get married. Now America must all obey.

But cutting off their dicks would cut off the aggression!! It's a catch-22.

Wait a second, you mean high levels of sexual assault occur when you integrate women into an institution whose sole purpose is to turn people into aggressive killing machines? Geeee, who saw that coming?!?

Lesson: Young women want to bang old famous dudes - totes cool. Any man over the age of 21 wants to get some 18 year old strange - 0mg! creeper fedora wearing MRA!!1!

Why doesn't A&E turn this into some sort of positive learning experience? Find a couple gay hunters/gay good ol' boys and set up a 30 Days type situation with the Duck Dynasty guys.

But they aren't good. They are trying to do moves designed for the female body which makes them look even more manly, and awkward. A few basic hip hop dance moves and orange tighties does not make you a worthwhile act. If you want to pretend to be cheerleaders do some flips or something that requires a little…

I think they teamed up to stir up fake controversy and both get media attention.

Yeah, more government interference and mandates with our personal lives, that's what we need.

It's freedom. The government has no place in telling people how to raise their kids.

This paves the way for posthumous mainstream success of Anal Cunt.

Democrat controlled with strict gun laws - coincidence?