That’s called “working the night shift.” I used to go to a corner bar-and-grill for breakfast at 6 a.m. during night-shift happy hour. It looked like so much fun I went there a couple mornings off from work.

That’s what I meant. I still find drag racing boring, but gotta recognize the engineering.

Yeah, I'm not much a drag racing fan but what they're doing in their sport is F1-level.

For the all-time best aircraft-at-track day, look up Gimli Glider.

Dealer incompetence/malfeasance should be its own separate category.

You wouldn't get out of pit lane.

Yeah, the F1 was the last "hypercar" (back then it was just a supercar) that was an actual car.

“...turning to Bar Keepers Friend and a Scotch Brite Zero Scratch sponge...”

What I was thinking - magnetic labels/signs would’ve been fine, right?

If you don't live in a densely populated urban area, you can't afford it.

Lance Stroll’s career will take a hit with this.

A "100% grade" would be straight up, right? 

“...it’s done a substantial 62,000 miles. That’s a lot to do in any shitbox...”

Wait, there's shipyards in Vegas? Buried the lede there.

If you really want one of these, it’s a reasonable price, I guess? This would be a good time to buy it, too - keep it in the garage all winter while you fix the previous owner’s “work,” and you’d have a nice cruiser next spring.

This strikes me as the current owner trying to get the cost of their “modifications” out of the deal. Maybe a deal at $5k, with $3-5k to fix what really needs fixing?

Well put! There are certainly cars listed here we're better off without, but Cascadia and the Solar were just bland, mediocre cars. Which just proves taking the roof off any car makes it at least kinda somehow cooler.

I have friends with small businesses and farms who’d be on this in an instant. And while I have no need for truck, I’d buy this just to park near the local fashion trucks, to embarass their owners. 

Rural carriers here in Iowa supply their own vehicles. Lots of Subarus and late-model Cherokees, but I’ve seen a RHD Landcruiser, too. I wonder if there’s some flourishing underground rural mail carriers’ marketplace specializing in JDM SUVs?

You’re saying the Corvette copied the Opel GT?