Except for the A-pillar forward, it looks pretty great. And I would totally own a car called the Non-Fiction.

What do we need to do to get a Bass Pro F1 team?

This month's Road & Track has first-person account of racing that very same Alpina 2002 (I believe) at Monterey.

Uhm, NBCSN site says Malaysia race is 2:30 am Eastern, rerun 2:30 pm.

Apparently I'm the only one who found Clarkson's I'm-a-Brit-Archie-Bunker schtick to be stale, predictable, and a lame distraction to whatever subject was supposed to be at hand. (And yes, I know Archie Bunker was English before he was American, just not bothering to look up the original name).

Wait, Karl Malone?

Thanks, "German Camaro" was exactly what I thought.

Is there a non-elite special forces? Like Better Than Average Special Forces? Or Remedial Special Forces, or Good Value for the Money Special Forces?

Whatta gyp. Most of those aren't even disco.

Great car, but the price is too damn high....wait, someone's already noted that?

Wait, we don't?

That would be a waste of your time. Why not just wait 'til he drives through your town?

Oh yeah. Lotus' results made it hard to root for them this season, but this is worth a couple podiums (podia?).

Gotta love a street circuit that includes what looks like an alley.

An idiot d-bag in a lifted Jeep? My world doesn't make sense anymore.

Morgan. Any Morgan.

Yeah, NASCAR should encourage drivers taking out their frustrations behind the wheel, because what could go wrong?

Gee, a few more years of this internecine corporate-media bullshit, and "sports" will be dead. We can hope.

That sheriff character (played by the same actor) was a Mopar commercial staple for at least a couple years. As a little kid I even got his autograph at the Syracuse auto show.

"Shooting and gassing his own citizens with our assistance," you meant. But yeah, "just as bad."