You make the cut. Urine, mate. Welcome to the club.

Dammit.

Not a real fan of Ryan Adams - bar a few tracks and the seminal cut Strawberry Wine - but I am curious who you think you are?

Agreed.

Sorry.

What a brilliant article.

Sure, kid. Why not.

What's a Nick Cannon?

Loutallica would have nailed it, ruined everything for everyone, again.

Not much chance of him 'accidently' raping anyone in that gilded Minibots suit of armour.

It wasn't a series but a movie: Gandhi. The protagonist getting shot dead two minutes in? Bollocks.

Dammit, now I've got to go and watch Harris and Mortensen in the brilliant A History of Violence again.

Ben Mendelsohn is a terrifyingly talented actor. As an Australian, I've been lucky enough to see him grow up on screen and on stage. A brilliant actor who is just about to take the cinema world by storm. Mendelsohn makes Hugh Jackman look like Hugh Grant.

Get this man a Bloody Mary; he's doin' the lord's work.

Oh, and women are funny. Deal with it.

You Ghostbusters haters 2016 need to find a life beyond your myopic, infantile groan and yawn. It wasn't that good, it wasn't that bad. Who cares. It didn't destroy my childhood. I laughed at bit and then I was a bit shrug about it. Who cares. Get interested in politics, or making your community a better place, or…