I thought this would look funny, I now realise it’s the stuff of nightmares 

I almost fell out of my chair. This is perfect!

Congrats Kaput Noob!

Mono I take one week off and the club loses all representation?!?!? For shame!!!!

I’m glad I spent hours on mine then...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

.............. No?

Whoa, I didn’t make that connection.  RIP.