Jesus Christ...

Really? There are people who want a state-owened means of production in the US? I guess “there are people” is a pretty low bar, but there’s certainly no significant political presence in the US that is seeking this state of affairs.

One of 90 is one too many. That car’s hideous, and the fact that it is built of 1990-vintage Detroit parts bin bits only makes it worse. And the doors look misaligned to me. CP!!

An original Avanti or an early Avanti II? Yes. This bloated case of vehicular herpes? No.

This. The original is cool. By the time you get to these 3rd (4th, 5th???) generation parts bin “kit cars”, no thanks!

Kill it with fire! Kill it with fire! Sorry, any charm the original Avanti had is long gone on this modernized stretch limo version of the car. I think nice price on this one would have to be “pay me something to take it” for me.

I realize that the Avanti has it’s place in history, but that place is not 1990. Or now. Good lawd she’s fugly!

just throw a hand grenade in that piece of shit and call it a day

NP but I wouldn’t buy it. The fear of British Engineering (okay, Ford Engineering on top of British Engineering) would keep me from driving it too often - expensive little issues hiding under the bonnet. And if your practical side wins over the passionate side, then you don’t buy it.

*lifts head out of giant pile of cocaine*

The Amish

What I still do not understand is why DRLs are exclusively a “front-of-the-car-only” thing. Why not have all of the lights on the car come on with the exception of the headlights? Now that everything is LEDs, it’s not like it’s inefficient, or bad for bulb life. At least that would solve most of the problem. The…

I see this EVERY. SINGLE. MORNING. on my way to work (pretty much the same few people as well). What really sucks is that I go by a bunch of small ponds with many depressions in the road so fog is almost always an issue. One of the many reasons I believe in re-testing every few years one you have your licence (not…

They assaulted a woman! Also, nearly killed a man or something unimportant.

How quick does he need to sell it?

Then how will the hookers breathe??

Best piece you’ve written in a while

FIFY

I’m wary of any 10+ year old Audi. Seller claims full maintenance records, which alleviates some of my concerns there. But a well-maintained and documented 12-yr-old Audi is still a 12-yr-old Audi.

CP. That rats nest under the dashboard is very scary! You’ve got to clean that up before trying to sell a car.