May he.

Jesus, Carly. What are you willing to say? What are you willing to espouse? Do you have any soul left at all?

Um...have you ever watched any of his interviews? Or movies? He comes across as having narcissistic personality disorder. I guess if you’re cute it doesn’t matter, though.

I never understood the Deen love. Boyish smile or no, I’ve seen him in way too many videos that simulate rape, and I could never understand how someone who purports, even mildly, toward feminist self-identification could justify that.

Puig’s first hit in 3 months.

I can’t remember the last time I went a day without hearing someone complain about the “disproportionate” coverage transgender matters receive. The amount of time people spend complaining relative to the amount they claim to not care about the issue must surely be the largest in history. The computer KinjaBot3000 used…

These kinds of comments are some of the most ridiculously dishonest. Do you really care that much about children that are hungry? Perhaps we should never spend a dime on anything and opt to pour all our resources into buying food for children that are going hungry...but wait.

I dunno, I think it’s kind of neat to know what it would look like if I were bleeding out anally, without actually having to bleed out anally.

I thought an eagle punch was when you punch someone in the stomach right before he climaxes causing them to screech and flap their arms.

He’s so excited his head must be spinning!

I was ready to go to the comments thread and rave about how you clearly hate sanitation and this is probably all about how people just hate putting on and taking off gloves and fuck all of you lazy assholes.

Thanks for fighting the good fight Pinkham. We always kept buckets with diluted bleach water and towels around to sanitize our hands when I still worked in a kitchen. There is no way anybody can change gloves and keep up with a dinner rush. It’s simply impossible.

A coworker of mine got “Merry Christmas” on her cup this morning and posted it to Facebook. It’s the dumbest shit to get riled up over. And yeah, you are just giving your money to Starbucks in “protest” of their fucking cups.

#blackcoffeematters

Job 5:31: and lo the Lord didst punish Job by forcing him to drink only the coffee left in the Starbucks at 9:00PM, and wouldst not allow him to have a fresh cup.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

BUT HIS BROTHER WAS IN WHITE CHICKS

UHHHH, there is plenty wrong with it. I mean wow, its sad on it’s face man. What is food and eating? A game where you die from eating all the food? I would always take a delicious burrito that was planned out by someone over a sadness pile wrapped in a failure shell. Chipotle is only an OK place to eat anyway, its…