For the most part Deadspin sucks.

Wait, Killian's Irish Red isn't really Irish?

It really is I had one in the early 80's and thought it was nasty, and I would drink pretty much anything in college.

I'm scared to drive it but I would like to park it and stand next to it.

Grab-bag of neat stuff, keep you busy when you retire NP

I'm in Florida that is going to be a heck of a long drive, maybe I'll wait till spring

Who the hell remembers which month is Black History Month?

It gives me horrific gas.

We'll miss you drunk Johnny Manziel!

I didn't get anywhere near that for the two BMWs I have sold, both 7-8 years old.

I called my buddy who is an FBI special agent, he says he's going to light a fire under them, they are going to have 110-140 agents working in shifts to get to the bottom of this and apprehend the guilty parties.

He meant to do it that way, it's a trick play.

Not a single Little Person got a nomination

Nothing you can cook is anywhere near as good as what you can buy in the frozen food section and microwave.

It's a nice conversation piece but really all it's going to do is gather dust, CP

Baltimore is in fact a very dangerous city especially for a couple like this one.

In one of the Lethal Weapon movies Danny Glover was making money running romance novels on the down-low and Mel Gibson couldn't figure out why he was so flush.

CP because if I park it in the driveway the homeowner's association will sue me

This is very important, vaginas have a "use by" date and the further out a gal can extend the date the more likely she will be able to land a man.

He lost a bunch of weight in the off season