But only if their butts needed kicking.

Pretty fair effort by Kilty but he should have thrown in an ATM reference

Would be good if you got to choose from a variety of fake engine noises, they don't have to be all from cars, you could choose Boeing 727 or a classic train locomotive.

Could be worse could be a squash court

I sent him $20,000 for a Lambo and Total Enlightenment.

Why are they taking photos of the asses?

The preceding story is about a crazy ass-photo shoot, this one is about grown ass-men, everything is about ass on deadspin.

$2,000 tops CP

This is why I insist on sitting on the aisle, windows are for suckers.

Maybe truck driving just isn't for him.

You can only drink so much champagne without having to pee.

Caught with three weapons, I don't buy it imo he was going to sell them to someone in Mexico, in any case it's up to the Mexican justice system to make the call.

Spend a few bucks on seat covers and you're good to go, NP

What is the term for ladies who are too big to fit into the "BBW" category, and aren't particularly beautiful? There is a place in the world for ugly huge women, and I want to fill that space.

Yup add the cost of ripping that stuff out to the 18k and that is what you're paying for an engineless Porsche.

Can't expect a star pitcher to last more than 12 months these days.

Poop chute is the best part, in France they call it "LE POOP CHUTE"

Women like to complain about stuff.

I WISH that I owned a 2014 Mitsubishi Mirage ...

Call me crazy but I like my cars with roofs on them.