There was no rape, there was nothing even close to a rape, that's why there were no charges.

I haven't liked Mustangs since I owned the 1987 version, but I like this one, something about it says "I am not necessarily a 26 year old guy with a bad mustache."

I love it but couldn't see spending that much money on it. "Beautiful CP"

Eating your mom's pussy doesn't count.

My own:

Yup, only sticking point is they expect to become millionaires out of the deal.

It's simple, he got arrested for DUI, he got pissed off because they made him wait too long to get booked, so he stripped naked, rubbed hand sanitizer all over himself and ran around the station like a rabid raccoon.

Kevin Costner

I remember Early Times from my youth, it was a good whiskey to drink if you didn't care where you woke up.

I voted for the 928 because of 1980's Rebecca De Mornay

We have to go to war with the Manny that is handed to us, not the Manny that we want.

If she files a civil claim then the rape shield comes down and she gets a taste of her own cooking.

What does the Fox say?

Crocodile tears.

"It's the Cadillac of mini-vans!"

Maple is weird name for a boy.

I named the two BMWs I owned, but I haven't bothered to give my Camrys a name except for "Car."

He's too sexy for his shirt, too sexy for his shirt, so sexy it hurts

You should have insisted on "Magnum" for a nickname, on account of your name starts with "Mag." But then they would have probably started calling you "Condom" instead, and that wouldn't be good at all.

Truck drivers used to drive just like everybody else, now they drive like they are in a 'roid rage.