Why not a "Super Ultra Max AC" button?

Does your dad have a perm in that last pic?

Nice!

I need a flux capacitator in my future car.

Chicks go wild for guys who ride these things.

How can you not know how to wipe your own ass?

I turn the key on my Camry and it runs, always.

I owned "interesting" cars for a decade before I started buying the Camry, the fast cars were a lot of fun but now I just like to experience interesting cars vicariously, I put 30,000 miles a year on my car so paying to experience it myself just isn't in the cards. The Camry is so reliable it's almost scary. The car…

I'm on my second Camry and have never loved a car more.

I just bought my second Camry four months ago and I couldn't be happier, the first one went 152,000 miles without ever being touched by a mechanic despite hard use and neglect, I'm taking better care of this one and going for 250,000 miles. I owned a couple of "fun" cars before the Camry but if you can't do the work…

Good to read you again, I used to read your column at Serious Eats