Spiering’s got some Corey Hart lips going on.

BROS CHILLIN.

“She put her hands on him first.”

Oh fuck off. She’s 5 foot nothing, he’s a hulking NFL-ready RB. I can’t believe how many men here are jumping so fast on that “she hit him first” justification. Embarrassed to share a gender with some of you abuse apologists. 

Seriously. I kinda liked this guy last year because of his drone-ing, his aloofness and his science background.

*ejects kotaku article, blows on it, inserts article back in slot, pushes down*

she’s barely 5 foot nothing. He’s a varsity running back. Come the fuck on with that “she hit him first nonsense”.

And u got me with your chili last weekend.

um, this wasn’t evident to everyone?

this one is pretty hilarious, too:

He should have stayed off twitter a long time ago:

Hipster? Cleaned up? Cooler than Montreal? Just fucking stop.

The Montreal Expos will rise AGAIN.

Lucking into Giannis may outweigh all those miscues.

hell yes to the ‘89 Integra.

Those MSG security dicks were especially grabby. I’d have been pissed off, too.

Like Lebron selling Kevin Love down the river?

ESPN has buried Lowe. I miss his premium shine at the ol’ Grantland.

she’s egregious in her faux-pas footwear!

she’s egregious in her faux-pas footwear!

still with the boring ankle boot look, H&M?

still with the boring ankle boot look, H&M?

Oh shit! I’ve been there! I didn’t even realize it!