ah, the guy that essentially stole money from the Giants with his last few years of “service”.

Stanford dicks stick together.

tough shit, welcome to the real world, bubble boy.

Hey, Shkreli saw an opportunity for max profit and went for it.

seriously? You pampered ninny.

lol. how long you think THAT’s going to last?

lol. and fuck oklahoma city for grabbing your team, right?

I don’t mind Cousins nearly as much as I used to, after reading that missive.

I think Melo did himself no favors when he forced his way out of Denver, though. Of course, in hindsight, George Karl sounds like a lunatic and Melo was fully justified in running away, but the NY or nothing mantra left him looking like a bit of a problem.

Until 1993 where he finally put it all together on an excellent Suns team, the idea around the league that Chuck was more trouble than he was worth.

Name one time the Hawks actually tried to bring in good complementary pieces? The two stalwarts, Doc Rivers and Vern Fleming, both predated Dominique’s arrival.

The Hawks brought in a busted down Moses Malone and fucking Reggie Theus as the pieces of the puzzle. That should tell you all about the Hawks braintrust…

This. I do love the coda to what could have been a very depressing tale of Starbury. Going to China, integrating with the locals, and becoming an absolute star over there. Nice.

nah, Dominique was all class, all effort, all the time.

Selena’s team is really laying this on thick.

Cool cat.

It’s like 2008 never existed! GET THAT HOME, you SLACKERS!

even if she does dress like a Fall Out Boy fangirl from 10 years ago.

harmless little knife collection there, too.

akin to a toilet flush.

She also mentioned that she was a Barry Goldwater girl, which should have already categorized her subsequent ramblings as “inane chatter”.