EMBRACE DEBATE.

You live in a boutique hotel lobby, Ham?

And a breathless Plimpton typing out hard prose on a Selectric right behind you.

Oh jesus. He’s dating not a real housewife but the teen daughter of a real housewife? good lord.

“ a first class toolbox.”

Oh thank sweet jesus.

I still have no idea what they were doing there. Yes, Eddie D wanted to be more of a regional Bay Area brand instead of SF per se (already looking forward to a suburban stadium that was actually decades away), but the font and the odd, slapdash borders and drop shadows, the fuck?

This can’t be starred enough. I adored those 80s era Bengals uniforms. The tiger striped helmets, the perfectly balanced jersey/pant striping and the classic block numbers.

Good question. All my favorite logo redos of late have been just classics re-exhumed (Blue Jays, Atlanta Hawks, Sacramento Kings).

it was bad, but it wasn’t worse than the stupid spartan helmet the Las Vegas hockey team is going with.

Wayne Selden disappearing without a trace is the bigger mystery.

Baghdad by the Bay. Like its namesake, both cities have seen much better days.

Jed is just incompetent. Lacob stinks like a really on-point skewering from the Silicon Valley HBO show.

No, it’s just going to be smack dab in the giant UCSF complex/hospital area.

“Adds, “It has become even a greater city over the past decade or so”

No, it hasn’t. The city has lost much of its arts community and its lower-to-middle class residents over that timeframe.

Remember these idiots wanted to build the thing on a PIER?

This is just the nadir for this franchise. Turning its back on its hardy east bay roots. an east bay fanbase that has supported the club lovingly through some exceedingly tough times (cough Cohan cough), for filthy SF tech cash.

Well over Snyder. Snyder’s an asshole.

You shouldn’t feel good, or even OK, about any of it.

Just what is Berman farting out in that top-level gif on constant rotation up there?